








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 475 | 8% |
| Smokes | 2468 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1836 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1223 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $247,870 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | C. HYPE ﴾-_- ﴿ | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Peter | 45% | 38 |
| #6 | ScreaMisKing | 45% | 83 |
| #7 | ScootelyMcDoodely | 40% | 10 |
| #8 | Pech beim Denken | 34% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StewieRühl158 | +2.74 | 71 | 49 |
| #2 | ScreaMisKing | +2.60 | 57 | 57 |
| #3 | ScootelyMcDoodely | +1.21 | 62 | 69 |
| #4 | Robin Stibba | +1.03 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | C. HYPE ﴾-_- ﴿ | +0.72 | 39 | 66 |





