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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2215 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2491 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2320 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2480 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,845 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Robin Stibba | 46% | 54 |
| #4 | ScreaMisKing | 44% | 62 |
| #5 | nonni | 42% | 123 |
| #6 | StewieRühl158 | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | Pech beim Denken | 38% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScreaMisKing | 64 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | nonni | 52 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Pech beim Denken | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Robin Stibba | 35 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | StewieRühl158 | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScreaMisKing | +3.37 | 62 | 58 |
| #2 | StewieRühl158 | +1.67 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | C. HYPE ﴾-_- ﴿ | +1.46 | 45 | 64 |
| #4 | Robin Stibba | +0.89 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | Peter | -0.99 | 36 | 62 |





