








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3869 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2711 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3301 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2220 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $914,890 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gazad ! | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | FarrO | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | psychodreams | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Spokeezy | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | yemgui | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gazad ! | 652 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | psychodreams | 401 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | FarrO | 220 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Spokeezy | 78 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | yemgui | 75 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gazad ! | +1.98 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | psychodreams | +0.61 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | ✪ -RxL.♕ | +0.24 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | yemgui | +0.06 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Spokeezy | -1.57 | 68 | 57 |





