








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 319 | 33% |
| Smokes | 123 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 266 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 268 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $52,083 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fink | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | 𝘔𝘌𝘎𝘡𝘈𝘕 | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | xKyngz | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Balken | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Terror_Rhino | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Terror_Rhino | 67% | 6 |
| #6 | (tobias) dk | 57% | 7 |
| #7 | Molt | 50% | 8 |
| #8 | Lastin9 | 50% | 8 |
| #9 | marcuslundbyefterskolen | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fink | 7 | 0.0921 |
| #2 | Molt | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘔𝘌𝘎𝘡𝘈𝘕 | 22 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #2 | Balken | 10 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #3 | Terror_Rhino | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Fink | 8 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lastin9 | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fink | +7.65 | 79 | 46 |
| #2 | Terror_Rhino | +6.12 | 62 | 61 |
| #3 | 𝘔𝘌𝘎𝘡𝘈𝘕 | +3.48 | 89 | 60 |
| #4 | Dall | +3.20 | 73 | 48 |
| #5 | Balken | +2.15 | 93 | 73 |





