








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 139 | 24% |
| Smokes | 164 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 110 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 168 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $102,378 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joif | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | DiNozzoHarris | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | Tino | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Spacepilot99 | 31% | 16 |
| #5 | TrailstaRTX | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ramoslamo | 20% | 10 |
| #9 | huwgomez | 17% | 6 |
| #10 | Ryu.Sco | 0% | 2 |
| #11 | Doof | 0% | 2 |
| #12 | Special-K | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spacepilot99 | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Ramoslamo | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | DiNozzoHarris | 1 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phreeker | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | MoDCore | 25 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Spacepilot99 | 20 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Joif | 18 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | TrailstaRTX | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joif | +4.25 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | ddarkeh | +2.96 | 81 | 44 |
| #3 | DiNozzoHarris | +0.02 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | Ramoslamo | -0.74 | 58 | 44 |
| #5 | Doof | -1.24 | 28 | 35 |





