








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3053 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3901 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3999 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2690 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $650,742 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Immanuel Tank | 53% | 78 |
| #2 | Bvbbles | 50% | 111 |
| #3 | Laudian | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | Baunisty | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Immanuel Tank | 53% | 78 |
| #2 | Bvbbles | 50% | 111 |
| #3 | Laudian | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | Baunisty | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bvbbles | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Immanuel Tank | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Baunisty | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bvbbles | 401 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Immanuel Tank | 279 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Baunisty | 148 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Laudian | 65 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bvbbles | +1.17 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | HoaX | +0.93 | 51 | 61 |
| #3 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | +0.63 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Baunisty | +0.03 | 52 | 72 |
| #5 | Immanuel Tank | -0.18 | 68 | 70 |





