








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1937 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1535 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1856 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1209 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,796 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | LollanPalooza | 38% | 138 |
| #7 | Kötthunden | 38% | 109 |
| #8 | Frost #44 | 32% | 19 |
| #9 | Lars Tommie | 24% | 17 |
| #10 | FaceT/NylliS<3 | 10% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaT_RiGhT | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Frost #44 | 2 | 0.0500 |
| #3 | LollanPalooza | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Rubenowski | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Lolovich^ | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubenowski | 227 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | FaT_RiGhT | 117 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kötthunden | 97 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lolovich^ | 28 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | LollanPalooza | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubenowski | +2.60 | 67 | 66 |
| #2 | FaT_RiGhT | +2.28 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | Lolovich^ | +2.17 | 76 | 77 |
| #4 | Frost #44 | +1.17 | 49 | 64 |
| #5 | FaceT/NylliS<3 | +0.45 | 68 | 56 |





