








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2506 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2705 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1419 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2634 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $839,818 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | 54% | 71 |
| #2 | P1kasso | 52% | 330 |
| #3 | Kosaku | 46% | 56 |
| #4 | Sn4k3 | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | 54% | 71 |
| #2 | P1kasso | 52% | 330 |
| #3 | Kosaku | 46% | 56 |
| #4 | Sn4k3 | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1kasso | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Kosaku | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1kasso | 622 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | 152 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kosaku | 58 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sn4k3 | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | +2.11 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | P1kasso | +0.14 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | Kosaku | -0.90 | 56 | 50 |
| #4 | SBN | -0.99 | 56 | 56 |
| #5 | Sn4k3 | -1.78 | 70 | 62 |





