








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 914 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22479 | 52% |
| Smokes | 10506 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8518 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1885 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,187,339 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DSNCE | Praiger the rager | 51% | 132 |
| #2 | {DTF} Paige | 46% | 240 |
| #3 | {DtF} фантом | 45% | 383 |
| #4 | ✂c | 43% | 81 |
| #5 | {DSNCE} Воля | 36% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DSNCE | Praiger the rager | 51% | 132 |
| #2 | {DTF} Paige | 46% | 240 |
| #3 | {DtF} фантом | 45% | 383 |
| #4 | ✂c | 43% | 81 |
| #5 | {DSNCE} Воля | 36% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {DtF} фантом | 49 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | {DTF} Paige | 39 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | DSNCE | Praiger the rager | 23 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | {DSNCE} Воля | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | ✂c | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {DtF} фантом | 930 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | {DTF} Paige | 514 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | DSNCE | Praiger the rager | 299 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | {DSNCE} Воля | 235 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✂c | 64 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DSNCE | Praiger the rager | +2.56 | 33 | 41 |
| #2 | {DTF} Paige | +1.76 | 36 | 42 |
| #3 | ✂c | +1.24 | 31 | 32 |
| #4 | {DtF} фантом | -0.77 | 28 | 58 |
| #5 | {DtF}Diddle Me Dis? Diddy Do It? | -0.83 | 25 | 62 |





