








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 80 matches | 2,184 | |
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1927 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1766 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1707 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1652 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,311 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adn | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | twwwwaan | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | shdws | 62% | 34 |
| #4 | TX ASS | 56% | 124 |
| #5 | xperience:) | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adn | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | twwwwaan | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | shdws | 62% | 34 |
| #4 | TX ASS | 56% | 124 |
| #5 | xperience:) | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TX ASS | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TX ASS | 530 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | shdws | 166 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | adn | 126 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | twwwwaan | 75 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | xperience:) | 23 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shdws | +1.75 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | adn | +1.37 | 77 | 74 |
| #3 | TX ASS | +0.63 | 49 | 81 |
| #4 | xperience:) | +0.43 | 93 | 62 |
| #5 | Alejuandroo | +0.34 | 65 | 70 |





