








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6526 | 43% |
| Smokes | 3919 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1999 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2825 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $775,362 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigo | 52% | 106 |
| #2 | Million | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Nelson | 50% | 147 |
| #4 | FabyB | 49% | 168 |
| #5 | ᴺ ᴱ ᴸ ᴵ ᴼ | 48% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Nelson | 50% | 147 |
| #4 | FabyB | 49% | 168 |
| #5 | ᴺ ᴱ ᴸ ᴵ ᴼ | 48% | 121 |
| #6 | Rayo | 46% | 39 |
| #7 | ee | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nelson | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | bigo | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | FabyB | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ᴺ ᴱ ᴸ ᴵ ᴼ | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ee | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabyB | 919 | 0.27 | 27 min |
| #2 | bigo | 420 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | ᴺ ᴱ ᴸ ᴵ ᴼ | 411 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | Nelson | 259 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Million | 69 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Million | +1.13 | 61 | 78 |
| #2 | FabyB | +0.70 | 56 | 72 |
| #3 | Nelson | +0.69 | 70 | 58 |
| #4 | ee | +0.25 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | bigo | +0.24 | 63 | 71 |





