








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 454 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8576 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6607 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4958 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6716 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,137,590 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 962 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigo | 54% | 315 |
| #2 | Nelson | 52% | 383 |
| #3 | ᴺ ᴱ ᴸ ᴵ ᴼ | 50% | 280 |
| #4 | SkyDe | 49% | 168 |
| #5 | Rayo | 46% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nelson | 52% | 383 |
| #3 | ᴺ ᴱ ᴸ ᴵ ᴼ | 50% | 280 |
| #4 | SkyDe | 49% | 168 |
| #5 | Rayo | 46% | 81 |
| #6 | ee | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nelson | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | bigo | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ᴺ ᴱ ᴸ ᴵ ᴼ | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | SkyDe | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | ee | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyDe | 1452 | 0.43 | 49 min |
| #2 | bigo | 1242 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #3 | ᴺ ᴱ ᴸ ᴵ ᴼ | 1099 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #4 | Nelson | 700 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #5 | Rayo | 95 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabyB | +0.74 | 55 | 72 |
| #2 | Nelson | +0.52 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | ee | +0.25 | 56 | 68 |
| #4 | SkyDe | +0.09 | 59 | 82 |
| #5 | bigo | -0.31 | 61 | 70 |





