








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 220 | 30% |
| Smokes | 178 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 212 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 115 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $49,681 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devine | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Nemmeh | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | gamer | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | tr0lldermort | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | BOTto | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | levski | 50% | 6 |
| #10 | mak10zo | 50% | 8 |
| #11 | careh♥coffee | 50% | 16 |
| #12 | ke3f | 25% | 4 |
| #13 | Jimmeh | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mak10zo | 1 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | levski | 1 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | devine | 1 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALLEJSTR | 88 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | careh♥coffee | 50 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | levski | 18 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | gamer | 12 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | devine | 7 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devine | +5.16 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | ALLEJSTR | +2.68 | 84 | 72 |
| #3 | gamer | +1.02 | 74 | 84 |
| #4 | handyk1ng | +0.99 | 78 | 71 |
| #5 | mak10zo | +0.48 | 72 | 62 |





