








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 352 matches | ||
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3662 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4770 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4519 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2711 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,957,001 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reppu Pipari * Maitokolmio | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | Myssy | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | Superior Person | 59% | 75 |
| #4 | teme | 59% | 82 |
| #5 | Kinetic | 57% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omar ruthless | 5 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | tryffis | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | JANPPA1 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | lomppe | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | FIRST BLOOD | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tryffis | 1046 | 0.37 | 31 min |
| #2 | teme | 522 | 0.32 | 18 min |
| #3 | Superior Person | 440 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #4 | JANPPA1 | 407 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #5 | lomppe | 403 | 0.32 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teme | +3.35 | 80 | 85 |
| #2 | JANPPA1 | +2.31 | 89 | 80 |
| #3 | omar ruthless | +1.46 | 49 | 78 |
| #4 | tryffis | +1.40 | 57 | 83 |
| #5 | Superior Person | +1.37 | 75 | 80 |





