








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 305 | 27% |
| Smokes | 136 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 366 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 307 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $54,746 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sent0rr | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | deyanne | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | Sauvage Extraordinair | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | Muaddibke | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | VegazzZ | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br3chtR | 3 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | FLOKI | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | VegazzZ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VegazzZ | 205 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | FLOKI | 73 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sauvage Extraordinair | 31 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | sent0rr | 22 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | deyanne | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sent0rr | +7.99 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | Sauvage Extraordinair | +4.95 | 78 | 83 |
| #3 | VegazzZ | +4.19 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | deyanne | -1.29 | 68 | 31 |
| #5 | Muaddibke | -2.22 | 21 | 5 |





