








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3316 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3670 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2632 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3496 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $376,772 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Gizmoo | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | BooN | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | VegazzZ | 52% | 232 |
| #4 | tommydc | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Joyce ♥ Onyx | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Gizmoo | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | BooN | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | VegazzZ | 52% | 232 |
| #4 | tommydc | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Joyce ♥ Onyx | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VegazzZ | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | BooN | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | BOT Gizmoo | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VegazzZ | 763 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | BooN | 118 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | BOT Gizmoo | 61 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Joyce ♥ Onyx | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | tommydc | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Gizmoo | +1.67 | 63 | 50 |
| #2 | sent0rr | +1.66 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | BooN | +0.05 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | tommydc | -0.28 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | VegazzZ | -1.20 | 63 | 68 |





