








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1849 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2644 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2319 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2856 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $448,801 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeramK | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | KaMi | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Solf | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | Fr3ekil | 39% | 23 |
| #5 | PL4Y #7 | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KaMi | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Solf | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | Fr3ekil | 39% | 23 |
| #5 | PL4Y #7 | 37% | 19 |
| #6 | abel | 30% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abel | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Solf | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | KaMi | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | DeramK | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abel | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | DeramK | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Solf | 60 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fr3ekil | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | PL4Y #7 | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeramK | +4.13 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | Solf | +1.72 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | abel | +1.04 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | Fr3ekil | +0.28 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | PL4Y #7 | -0.14 | 68 | 67 |





