








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1736 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2070 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1451 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2108 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,185,358 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marvin The Martian | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | Jnasty | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | ☯ Yashu ☯ | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | X | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Nikux | 50% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carl | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | CptFailALot | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | ☯ Yashu ☯ | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Marvin The Martian | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Reflx | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reflx | 348 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | ☯ Yashu ☯ | 205 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | Carl | 161 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jnasty | 120 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nikux | 102 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯ Yashu ☯ | +5.71 | 77 | 43 |
| #2 | Jnasty | +5.28 | 82 | 76 |
| #3 | Reflx | +2.55 | 57 | 71 |
| #4 | Marvin The Martian | +1.57 | 42 | 57 |
| #5 | Nikux | +0.24 | 41 | 64 |





