








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2437 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4051 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3637 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4046 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,313,734 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HolsT | 57% | 93 |
| #2 | InnoLicious | 54% | 99 |
| #3 | ✰ Dunsen ✰ | 53% | 145 |
| #4 | KeuerP | 50% | 66 |
| #5 | ThatDeagleGuy | 49% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | daddy wafande | 40% | 83 |
| #11 | HanneFraHR | 38% | 96 |
| #12 | Ɇpiȼ | 37% | 35 |
| #13 | Radio | 35% | 26 |
| #14 | BrotherJ´ | 27% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bøvsen | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ✰ Dunsen ✰ | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | PaPaSkov | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | KeuerP | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | HelleForHelvede | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HanneFraHR | 281 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | InnoLicious | 157 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | HelleForHelvede | 147 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✰ Dunsen ✰ | 111 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | ThatDeagleGuy | 100 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HanneFraHR | +1.90 | 54 | 85 |
| #2 | HolsT | +1.31 | 39 | 65 |
| #3 | ✰ Dunsen ✰ | +1.25 | 50 | 56 |
| #4 | thegreengamer | +1.15 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | Mini Mus <3 | +0.57 | 47 | 62 |





