








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 704 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1240 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 987 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1039 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,912 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | kyro | 56% | 16 |
| #14 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 54% | 54 |
| #15 | Kaztro is rws | 50% | 8 |
| #16 | Cyrix ⭕⃤ | 43% | 7 |
| #17 | DivisioN | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | DivisioN | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | n7ght | 1 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 128 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | kArri0uz | 58 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Skjöldur | 54 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | B Sim | 49 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | bthor38 | 43 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyro | +2.23 | 71 | 71 |
| #2 | Skjöldur | +2.18 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | snowy1 | +1.83 | 85 | 74 |
| #4 | bthor38 | +1.39 | 65 | 71 |
| #5 | kArri0uz | +1.05 | 67 | 82 |





