








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 914 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1904 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1781 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1120 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,093 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VVS | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | JP | 57% | 80 |
| #3 | Rafuse | 56% | 131 |
| #4 | kANUiT | 51% | 70 |
| #5 | Mantux` | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | JP | 57% | 80 |
| #3 | Rafuse | 56% | 131 |
| #4 | kANUiT | 51% | 70 |
| #5 | Mantux` | 50% | 82 |
| #6 | Darkharg | 46% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rafuse | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | JP | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rafuse | 171 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | kANUiT | 164 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Mantux` | 115 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | JP | 108 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | VVS | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kANUiT | +1.90 | 64 | 74 |
| #2 | Rafuse | +1.75 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | VVS | +1.63 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | Mantux` | +1.06 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | JP | +0.80 | 82 | 56 |





