








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Faceit | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3639 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5540 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6604 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4043 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,889,044 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VVS | 52% | 113 |
| #2 | Bob_D | 50% | 82 |
| #3 | swz [HH] | 50% | 92 |
| #4 | JP | 49% | 193 |
| #5 | Mooper | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | JP | 49% | 193 |
| #5 | Mooper | 48% | 48 |
| #6 | kANUiT | 47% | 256 |
| #7 | Darkharg | 47% | 180 |
| #8 | Rafuse | 47% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kANUiT | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Rafuse | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Darkharg | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | VVS | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | swz [HH] | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kANUiT | 456 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | Rafuse | 413 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | swz [HH] | 302 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | JP | 260 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | VVS | 259 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swz [HH] | +1.50 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | kANUiT | +0.87 | 61 | 75 |
| #3 | VVS | +0.55 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | Mantux` | +0.02 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Rafuse | +0.02 | 67 | 61 |





