








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1886 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2241 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2651 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2446 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $523,260 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adore | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | junes | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | KEKKOSENKOSTO | 51% | 80 |
| #4 | yrjoo | 50% | 125 |
| #5 | Lurkins | 50% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adore | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | junes | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | KEKKOSENKOSTO | 51% | 80 |
| #4 | yrjoo | 50% | 125 |
| #5 | Lurkins | 50% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yrjoo | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | junes | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEKKOSENKOSTO | 461 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #2 | junes | 340 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | Lurkins | 228 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | yrjoo | 212 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Adore | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adore | +2.65 | 67 | 67 |
| #2 | jormaruis | +2.20 | 51 | 60 |
| #3 | junes | +0.65 | 59 | 71 |
| #4 | KEKKOSENKOSTO | -0.38 | 50 | 76 |
| #5 | yrjoo | -1.84 | 23 | 55 |





