








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10073 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8979 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3792 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5515 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,359,755 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike Oxlong | +5.07 | 77 | 53 |
| #2 | M1ni(; | +2.26 | 46 | 56 |
| #3 | Brack | +1.94 | 65 | 60 |
| #4 | FlaccidOnAcid | +1.58 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | ShadowOwl | +0.72 | 49 | 28 |





