








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3376 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3098 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2116 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2856 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,172,661 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~ui~ | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Risky Business | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Zong | 55% | 88 |
| #4 | Two Wine Glass In | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Burntmoose | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chudmuska | 436 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Truesh0t(Not Mad) | 255 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Burntmoose | 235 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | hailhades | 181 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | ~ui~ | 133 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burntmoose | +1.94 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | Risky Business | +1.53 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | ~ui~ | +1.49 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | hailhades | +0.81 | 62 | 53 |
| #5 | Zong | +0.54 | 58 | 54 |





