








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2689 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2808 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1755 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 896 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1599 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,677 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rynthi | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | papaJ | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | https://www.twitch.tv/stas_082 | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | Doogla | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rynthi | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | papaJ | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | https://www.twitch.tv/stas_082 | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | Doogla | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rynthi | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | papaJ | 3 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | Doogla | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papaJ | 68 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rynthi | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | https://www.twitch.tv/stas_082 | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Doogla | 16 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flowy | +1.80 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | https://www.twitch.tv/stas_082 | +1.17 | 90 | 47 |
| #3 | papaJ | +0.12 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | Doogla | +0.12 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | Rynthi | -0.44 | 74 | 42 |





