








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2812 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3494 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2583 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2192 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,102,607 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gu1dotoN | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | ɡшKubus | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | BabuskaKompot | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | beii | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | Rix0r | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GLUTEN блять | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ɡшKubus | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Rix0r | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Blecy | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | beii | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blecy | 256 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Rix0r | 217 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | GLUTEN блять | 182 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | beii | 90 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | ɡшKubus | 82 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beii | +2.37 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | Gu1dotoN | +1.32 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | fuuv | +0.99 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | ɡшKubus | +0.70 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | ✪ Standrecht | +0.37 | 72 | 54 |





