








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1418 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1909 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2387 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1244 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,534 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolifik | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | NaLu | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ITguru#BasedWookie | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | CRITTLEbones | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaLu | 309 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | ITguru#BasedWookie | 213 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Prolifik | 189 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | CRITTLEbones | 87 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Biter | 73 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolifik | +5.42 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | ITguru#BasedWookie | +3.47 | 65 | 62 |
| #3 | Biter | +0.38 | 39 | 57 |
| #4 | $cientist | -0.84 | 24 | 55 |
| #5 | NaLu | -1.66 | 13 | 54 |





