








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4297 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6404 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3839 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3051 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,090,354 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biter | 50% | 131 |
| #2 | ITguru#BasedWookie | 48% | 560 |
| #3 | $cientist | 47% | 143 |
| #4 | Prolifik | 46% | 762 |
| #5 | CRITTLEbones | 42% | 517 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolifik | +4.62 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | ITguru#BasedWookie | +3.99 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | Biter | -0.61 | 44 | 51 |
| #4 | $cientist | -1.22 | 21 | 55 |
| #5 | NaLu | -1.29 | 15 | 53 |





