








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2769 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2787 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2943 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2564 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,010,698 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | burnie | 50% | 18 |
| #13 | marcelo | 50% | 62 |
| #14 | Sn4ke_Eyes | 49% | 97 |
| #15 | ALWAYSWANNAFLY | 49% | 61 |
| #16 | ♥ curiCURAcarapata ♥ | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srebbiT | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | vicKyGerin0 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | KANETT:1 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Sn4ke_Eyes | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Cheetah | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srebbiT | 438 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | KANETT:1 | 393 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | ALWAYSWANNAFLY | 261 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | Cheetah | 245 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | vicKyGerin0 | 190 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheetah | +3.48 | 86 | 74 |
| #2 | Trabbi | +1.68 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | C3dril | +1.62 | 75 | 79 |
| #4 | srebbiT | +1.56 | 90 | 62 |
| #5 | CowHitFace | +1.27 | 88 | 67 |





