








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4056 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3977 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4048 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2510 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,148,247 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnEaKy_DiMiTri | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | ✪ CHIKO | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | crakk | 58% | 59 |
| #4 | ly | 52% | 289 |
| #5 | BonZo. | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ CHIKO | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | crakk | 58% | 59 |
| #4 | ly | 52% | 289 |
| #5 | BonZo. | 52% | 31 |
| #6 | ABCHECKEN | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ly | 22 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | crakk | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | BonZo. | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | SnEaKy_DiMiTri | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ✪ CHIKO | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ly | 1019 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | crakk | 275 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | BonZo. | 187 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | SnEaKy_DiMiTri | 154 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✪ CHIKO | 87 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnEaKy_DiMiTri | +3.59 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | j4Nvv | +1.20 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | BonZo. | +0.36 | 38 | 80 |
| #4 | crakk | +0.22 | 40 | 70 |
| #5 | ✪ CHIKO | -0.54 | 64 | 69 |





