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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4144 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3913 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3768 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3486 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $852,823 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnEaKy_DiMiTri | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | crakk | 56% | 61 |
| #3 | ✪ CHIKO | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | j4Nvv | 52% | 289 |
| #5 | BonZo. | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | crakk | 56% | 61 |
| #3 | ✪ CHIKO | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | j4Nvv | 52% | 289 |
| #5 | BonZo. | 46% | 37 |
| #6 | dao | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j4Nvv | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | crakk | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | BonZo. | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | SnEaKy_DiMiTri | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | ✪ CHIKO | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j4Nvv | 806 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #2 | crakk | 276 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | BonZo. | 223 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #4 | SnEaKy_DiMiTri | 175 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | dao | 114 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnEaKy_DiMiTri | +2.54 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | BonZo. | +0.71 | 37 | 80 |
| #3 | j4Nvv | +0.69 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | crakk | +0.41 | 44 | 70 |
| #5 | ly | -0.69 | 50 | 66 |





