








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 352 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4371 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3346 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4262 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3395 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,439,405 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 583 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xinax | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | PECHINNN | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | CRazyPAca | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | ROALTY | 51% | 94 |
| #5 | Hakan Sekuur | 51% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXPLODE | 452 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | jidi | 383 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Claudius Claudianus | 229 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | ROALTY | 214 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | ᴹᴿ 𝕁𝔻 | 195 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PECHINNN | +3.23 | 76 | 57 |
| #2 | Claudius Claudianus | +2.28 | 89 | 74 |
| #3 | EXPLODE | +2.10 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Recon. | +1.99 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | Rémn | +0.79 | 58 | 55 |





