








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 131 | 17% |
| Smokes | 284 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 177 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 173 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $83,454 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnAiL | 14 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | BLIN1 | 12 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | KURZEHOSEHOLZGEWEHR | 11 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | fabi5k | 9 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | | 7 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLIN1 | 134 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | fabi5k | 122 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | SnAiL | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | AdobeWanKenobe | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | KURZEHOSEHOLZGEWEHR | 55 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypto | +3.72 | 83 | 38 |
| #2 | | +3.01 | 65 | 43 |
| #3 | SnAiL | +2.22 | 68 | 52 |
| #4 | BLIN1 | +1.12 | 39 | 42 |
| #5 | fabi5k | +0.19 | 42 | 57 |





