








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3779 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3485 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4123 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3520 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $957,082 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 641 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaXe | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | GΛБΓłΞŁ † | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | Ramesh | 59% | 148 |
| #4 | π | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | ☯ Liezien | 58% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Spitzkopf Larry | 57% | 51 |
| #7 | WienerSchnitzel | 54% | 28 |
| #8 | Kane | 53% | 80 |
| #9 | Icebreaker | 52% | 82 |
| #10 | Fajos | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramesh | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Spitzkopf Larry | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Icebreaker | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Kane | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ☯ Liezien | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fajos | 455 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | Ramesh | 413 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | GΛБΓłΞŁ † | 196 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kane | 195 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | FaXe | 133 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaXe | +1.88 | 66 | 77 |
| #2 | knOWN* | +1.05 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Fajos | +1.02 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | GΛБΓłΞŁ † | +0.99 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Ramesh | +0.81 | 63 | 55 |





