








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 970 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 351 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,897 | |
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 164 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8327 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6986 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6910 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5312 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,966,811 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | groggy~ | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | W1ggen | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | atom | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | reMuZ | 54% | 186 |
| #5 | mIj | 54% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1ggen | +2.96 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | ✪ steffmeisteren | +2.02 | 47 | 70 |
| #3 | reMuZ | +1.47 | 72 | 69 |
| #4 | necros1ck | +0.98 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | ✞Darrell | +0.27 | 69 | 77 |





