








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3207 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4545 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5097 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3395 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,823,362 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZeB³¹ | +4.28 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | GSuS | +4.27 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | ᵖᵉᵉᵖ ⚚ | +3.70 | 81 | 48 |
| #4 | dan1el | +3.05 | 79 | 74 |
| #5 | 🍺Bïêrščhïñkëñ🥩 | +2.87 | 86 | 51 |





