








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Esplay | 29 matches | 1,759 | |
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1651 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2153 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1234 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,149,607 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SalanToZ | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Raboon | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Mr. Pink | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | CHENGDOO l NEVER FORGET DRMAN | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | HowardG | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Pink | 271 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Raboon | 247 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | SalanToZ | 222 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | henz | 149 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | CHENGDOO l NEVER FORGET DRMAN | 138 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HowardG | +2.18 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | SalanToZ | +1.83 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | Qami .`, | +1.39 | 55 | 76 |
| #4 | DaPig | +1.29 | 76 | 51 |
| #5 | ☛ Mysen ☚ | +1.21 | 48 | 56 |





