








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3563 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2895 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2441 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 934 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $146,840 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruz | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | rise | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ROESCHk | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | null | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | i drive... | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i drive... | 214 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Bruz | 199 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | ROESCHk | 153 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Vecetti | 139 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | rise | 115 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | null | +3.71 | 94 | 46 |
| #2 | rogeR[dd] | +3.37 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | Vecetti | +3.20 | 86 | 64 |
| #4 | moneybags /w/ | +1.51 | 72 | 74 |
| #5 | i drive... | +1.38 | 87 | 67 |





