








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2134 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3768 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3153 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3024 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,663,856 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keelo | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | JvX_tv | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | Torch | 51% | 105 |
| #4 | e1amateb | 51% | 150 |
| #5 | Tydy3 | 49% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | JvX_tv | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | Torch | 51% | 105 |
| #4 | e1amateb | 51% | 150 |
| #5 | Tydy3 | 49% | 43 |
| #6 | sol | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e1amateb | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | JvX_tv | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Torch | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | sol | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Keelo | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JvX_tv | 702 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | e1amateb | 467 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Torch | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | sol | 185 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tydy3 | 170 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tydy3 | +1.41 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | nitefly | +0.47 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | JvX_tv | +0.35 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | Keelo | -0.06 | 82 | 71 |
| #5 | e1amateb | -0.07 | 64 | 67 |





