








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2601 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4128 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4179 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3250 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,297 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RustyV1king | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Sou #Hashtag | 49% | 334 |
| #3 | MayBeGoA | 45% | 29 |
| #4 | Juleulven | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RustyV1king | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Sou #Hashtag | 49% | 334 |
| #3 | MayBeGoA | 45% | 29 |
| #4 | Juleulven | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou #Hashtag | 16 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | MayBeGoA | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Juleulven | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou #Hashtag | 909 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #2 | Juleulven | 55 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | MayBeGoA | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | RustyV1king | 27 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MayBeGoA | +4.10 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | Juleulven | +0.35 | 58 | 64 |
| #3 | Sou #Hashtag | +0.33 | 41 | 69 |
| #4 | SquidZilla! | -0.09 | 36 | 62 |
| #5 | RustyV1king | -2.72 | 32 | 71 |





