








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 996 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1251 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1441 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1118 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,779 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bleek | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | NIELSR | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | 🖕🏼 | 64% | 45 |
| #4 | ceurm | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | Kaashoed | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Pella | 56% | 9 |
| #10 | LulU | 53% | 47 |
| #11 | mitah | 38% | 8 |
| #12 | neok | 30% | 10 |
| #13 | Rivaldo | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayeKaramba | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Fluke | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Rivaldo | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Pella | 2 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | LulU | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayeKaramba | 275 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Fluke | 262 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | LulU | 246 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | HiltoN | 162 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | 🖕🏼 | 105 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaashoed | +1.58 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | ayeKaramba | +1.53 | 79 | 78 |
| #3 | neok | +1.37 | 85 | 80 |
| #4 | LulU | +1.30 | 88 | 61 |
| #5 | NIELSR | +0.73 | 78 | 65 |





