








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Renown | 34 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,069 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7248 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5455 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3470 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2896 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $711,494 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mohva | 59% | 105 |
| #4 | Crysti | 56% | 120 |
| #5 | pekspatong | 53% | 40 |
| #6 | antsaALIhassan | 50% | 117 |
| #7 | AndyFish | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antsaALIhassan | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Crysti | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | hiGGe | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | mohva | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysti | 443 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | hiGGe | 300 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | antsaALIhassan | 289 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | mohva | 195 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | pekspatong | 110 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysti | +3.12 | 80 | 76 |
| #2 | mohva | +2.20 | 61 | 71 |
| #3 | antsaALIhassan | +1.08 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | pekspatong | +0.97 | 63 | 74 |
| #5 | AndyFish | -0.41 | 29 | 70 |





