








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 550 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Faceit | 134 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2966 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3475 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3751 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2745 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,426,619 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | hiGGe | 57% | 191 |
| #5 | AndyFish | 56% | 66 |
| #6 | pekspatong | 54% | 85 |
| #7 | Kauhanaama | 49% | 78 |
| #8 | antsaALIhassan | 48% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysti | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | antsaALIhassan | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | phl | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | hiGGe | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | AndyFish | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysti | 706 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | phl | 488 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | hiGGe | 487 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | Kauhanaama | 259 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | antsaALIhassan | 247 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysti | +3.26 | 83 | 77 |
| #2 | mohva | +1.06 | 62 | 70 |
| #3 | antsaALIhassan | +0.23 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | AndyFish | -0.54 | 32 | 72 |
| #5 | pekspatong | -0.97 | 54 | 77 |





