








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 601 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1257 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1576 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 833 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,335 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pandule | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | Pingvinas | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | TRAJAN | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | AD | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | Drugėlis | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tavo mama ruse | 19 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | Kajinkormantarkaltas | 12 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Iskrypeliooo krv | 10 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | p0ssessed | 10 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | Drugėlis | 8 | 0.0218 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tavo mama ruse | 200 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | p0ssessed | 108 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Drugėlis | 95 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #4 | AD | 58 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Iskrypeliooo krv | 57 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drugėlis | +6.80 | 82 | 83 |
| #2 | Tavo mama ruse | +4.85 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | Pingvinas | +4.40 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | TRAJAN | +4.21 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | p0ssessed | +3.17 | 75 | 61 |





