








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1790 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Wingman | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6198 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6782 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6429 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5398 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,515 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ٴWheel Chair General | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | ✪ Aistix3 | 57% | 69 |
| #3 | ҟ𝟙ղցʂ× | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | Mr. No Skill | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Vaitiekus | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ Aistix3 | 57% | 69 |
| #3 | ҟ𝟙ղցʂ× | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | Mr. No Skill | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Vaitiekus | 41% | 37 |
| #6 | Ufas@neramink_trenerio | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ٴWheel Chair General | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | ✪ Aistix3 | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Mr. No Skill | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Ufas@neramink_trenerio | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Vaitiekus | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Aistix3 | 286 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ufas@neramink_trenerio | 207 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | ҟ𝟙ղցʂ× | 173 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | ٴWheel Chair General | 136 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mr. No Skill | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minimukas | +2.28 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | ҟ𝟙ղցʂ× | +2.00 | 42 | 74 |
| #3 | Mr. No Skill | -0.11 | 60 | 41 |
| #4 | ٴWheel Chair General | -1.19 | 46 | 45 |
| #5 | ✪ Aistix3 | -1.31 | 38 | 68 |





