








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1278 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1826 | 7% |
| Smokes | 11206 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 9905 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2572 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,216,859 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Panduh | 48% | 186 |
| #12 | Skivi | 48% | 83 |
| #13 | Mr man | 48% | 105 |
| #14 | Konsernsjef Kåre | 48% | 225 |
| #15 | TtG | 45% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konsernsjef Kåre | +2.12 | 55 | 62 |
| #2 | Panduh | +1.89 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | Skivi | +1.57 | 57 | 63 |
| #4 | Timmy | +1.34 | 39 | 54 |
| #5 | Tr41n | +1.03 | 66 | 38 |





