








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 96 | 12% |
| Smokes | 172 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 254 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 247 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $247,792 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeZ | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | CRAPPY | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | SjbCK ^^ | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | pangpinnen | 46% | 50 |
| #5 | :> | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pangpinnen | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | CRAPPY | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pangpinnen | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | SjbCK ^^ | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | CRAPPY | 31 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | DeZ | 23 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Eiinstein | 23 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :> | +6.49 | 96 | 59 |
| #2 | pangpinnen | +5.71 | 91 | 48 |
| #3 | CRAPPY | +0.74 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | DeZ | +0.27 | 49 | 77 |
| #5 | julle | -0.60 | 75 | 37 |





