








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3333 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3916 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4338 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2891 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $935,033 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 738 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | pangpinnen | 48% | 67 |
| #3 | Flaming Hot köper/säljer | 48% | 132 |
| #4 | julle | 46% | 163 |
| #5 | Crobe! | 39% | 36 |
| #6 | CRAPPY | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flaming Hot köper/säljer | 15 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | julle | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Crobe! | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | pangpinnen | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pangpinnen | +2.95 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | Flaming Hot köper/säljer | +2.34 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | Crobe! | +0.91 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | SjbCK ^^ | -0.75 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | CRAPPY | -0.83 | 64 | 55 |





