








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5271 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4180 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5612 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1862 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,068,843 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLAZZIN | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | cluster | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | 8u8u | 50% | 153 |
| #4 | Gs!chtsFuß | 49% | 211 |
| #5 | FACULTY | 47% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IchhabkeinGeld | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | FACULTY | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | BLAZZIN | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Yuudaj | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | 8u8u | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLAZZIN | +3.87 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | cluster | +3.67 | 87 | 77 |
| #3 | FACULTY | +3.17 | 82 | 87 |
| #4 | seife | +2.21 | 39 | 55 |
| #5 | Tio | +0.99 | 73 | 63 |





